$LAST DOLLAR
CLUB ✳Clock in ↗

ONE RACCOON. ONE DOLLAR. ONE MORE IDEA.

$LAST.
ONE DOLLAR.
BIG IDEAS.

Budget: $1. Confidence: suspiciously high.
Welcome to the club. We saved you a cardboard chair.

Explore the cardboard HQ ↗Meet your coworker ↓

We’re gonna make it. Probably out of cardboard.

Warning: the business department is unsupervised.

CERTIFIED
“I HAVE
A PLAN”A comically confident raccoon holding a crumpled dollar beside his laptop.
FIG. 01 — THE ENTIRE DEPARTMENT.YES, ALL OF IT.

01 / THE LORE

A little delusional.
A lot of heart.
Very little budget.

He opened his laptop to change his life. Forty-seven tabs later, he’s designed a logo and forgotten why he came here.

Last Dollar Club is an original raccoon, a shared sense of humor, and a club for people with 47 tabs open and absolutely no idea which one is playing music. For the overthinkers, the side-project people, and anyone whose five-year plan currently says “we’ll figure it out.”

His business plan has three pages. Two are blank. The third says “hear me out.” Somehow, you know this guy. On certain Tuesdays, you are this guy.

THE EVIDENCE / HR HAS QUESTIONS

Same raccoon.
Different departments.

A diversified portfolio of questionable decisions.

TOKEN DESIGN / THE NUMBERS HAVE ENTERED THE CHAT

One billion tokens.
One very small HR department.

1,000,000,000Intended total supply
7.5% COMMUNITY & GROWTH TREASURY75,000,000 tokens for marketing, community competitions, contributor rewards, potential exchange-related expenses and project operations. Apparently the raccoon has a budget now.
92.5% MARKET & LIQUIDITY925,000,000 tokens intended for market circulation and liquidity. Not a promised airdrop.
SHOW THE RECEIPTSTeam wallets, authority settings and liquidity evidence should be independently checkable.

The 7.5% treasury is the complete planned team and contributor allocation. Treasury wallets and spending will be publicly trackable. Exchange listings are not guaranteed, but expected.

Trust us? Terrible strategy. Check us.

Evidence comes before badges: the exact mint address, disclosed team-controlled wallets, mint and freeze authority status, pool address, and any LP burn or vesting transaction. No verified burn, lock or revoked authority is claimed here.

THE UNPAID CREATIVE DEPARTMENT

Make the meme.
Take the credit.

Share your own creations and credit the club. No purchase needed. The proposed community program puts creators in the spotlight: credited meme features, a community-selected caption, and the occasional honorary title of Chief Overthinking Officer.

Any funded creator bounty needs a published budget and rules first. No rewards for buying, holding, recruiting buyers or generating trading volume.

Share a joke on X

Follow the cardboard headquarters on X: @LastDollarClub

THE PLAN / SUBJECT TO RACCOON

Roadmap, allegedly.

01 / OPEN LAPTOPLook busy. Nod at spreadsheet. Nobody knows what you do.
02 / CALL A MEETINGInvite yourself. Arrive late. Blame the other department.
03 / CIRCLE BACKWe have no idea what this means either. Sounds expensive.

We're gonna make it. The meeting? Probably not.

THE EMPLOYEE HANDBOOK / ONE EMPLOYEE

Professional? No.
Emotionally invested? Unfortunately.

DRESS CODEOrange beanie. Same hoodie. The camera stays off.
CORE SKILLTurning a five-minute task into a whole personality.
OFFICE HOURSWhenever the existential dread and Wi-Fi overlap.
What does the club actually do?

Memes. Overthinking. Naming a folder FINAL_final_v7_ACTUAL_FINAL. You know, operations.

Is there a membership fee?

No. Bring a joke. We cannot afford another serious person.

Who's in charge?

The raccoon. We asked for his qualifications. He showed us the beanie.

Are we gonna make it?

We're making memes and questionable coffee. Everything else is outside this raccoon's job description. The jokes aren't promises of financial returns.